My Life In A Nutshell (As Told By Nathan)

Jordington
Lord of the fair estates of Weatherfane
Hunter of grouse and feathered birds
Sailer of large and small sea vessels
Eater of much corn on the cob
Breakdancer
Astrophysicist
And Captain of the good ship the Leaky Barnacle

Oh wait, one more
Sandwich Technician extraordinaire
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Ever wonder who I am??? Well there you have it. Um.. Sort of.